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Well would you Look at that!

MURPHY PLAYS TOO!

(MURPHY'S LAWS OF PAINTBALL)

Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo, or short on time.

Never share a bunker with anyone braver than yourself.

Discretion is the better part of valor. Retreat is the better part of discretion.

The enemy will only attack on two occasions, when you're ready and when you're not.

Make it hard for the enemy to get in, and you won't be able to get out.

No matter how much you carry, you'll always run out of something.

There are only two times when you can get eliminated during a game, when you're alone, or with someone else.

Friendly fire.....isn't.

Your paintballs will bounce on him, his paintballs will break on you.

The amount of cover you have in front of you is directly proportional to the chances of someone coming up behind you.

Incoming fire has the right of way.

Any plan, when explained by the team leader, will have as many different interpretations as there are players who have heard it.

No matter how good you are, when your luck runs out--you're paint splatter!

There is always someone better, faster and younger than you.

Professionals are predictable, it's the AMATEURS who are dangerous.

When you think that no one would be foolish enough to hide behind a particular object, a person will shoot at you from behind it.

All things being equal...you really don't stand a chance.

When the enemy is in range...so are you.

The number of players you have with you, in a no win situation, is directly proportional to the number of stupid ideas you will hear to get yourselves out of the situation.

When in doubt, shoot it out.

Never assume anything.

Teamwork, it gets the job done and gives the enemy someone else to shoot at.